Election by animals
Dogs are often better judges of character than most people
You can tell a lot about a someone by how dogs react to them. Whether the reaction is loving acceptance, fearful cowering, or snarling attacks - their instincts are usually pretty good.
I wouldn’t vote for a candidate who even dogs couldn’t like*. So even if the election can’t entirely decided by dogs, every presidential debate should include some dogs on the moderator panel.
- A recent NY Times article about Joe Biden’s dogs mentioned that the former guy was the first prez in over a century who ＊didn’t＊ have any pets. Put whatever construction you like on that, but I think it was equal parts that he could never care about anyone but himself - and that most dogs would turn on him even if he was handing out bacon.
I'm resharing this here, because it's trans-species inclusive way to do politics, it's funny and makes sense, if you think about it.